I hope Benford makes me sorry I posted this!

[NT1978]

With apologies to Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker

Hey North Texas, have you heard the news? You know that Benford's back in town?

It won't take long just watch and see how his coaching tears the program down.

HIs style's not new and the pace is lame as it was the last two years

But from his mind, a different kind, one that brings the fans to tears.

Well, it's been two years but it seems like more since We first set eyes on you.

Best basketball of our life gone by, our mean green hopes turned blue.

Some people cry and some just ask why about the strange game you planned

But you'll just keep on rolling along while subbing out the hottest hand.

Fans are talkin' all around 'bout the way you left them flat,
You don't care what the people say, You know that your paycheck's fat.
One thing we do have on our minds, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way they passed all the other guy's named when they were selecting you.
We try to make sense but it ain't no use.

We work so hard need a game to unwind, paid our money too;
Abuse our love a thousand times, however hard we tried.
Coach Benford, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Basketball Heartbreaker

Edited October 24, 2014 by NT1978

[MeanGreenTexan]

[greenminer]

[GreenBat]

Why would a Storm Trooper pitch to Lord Vader? They are on the same side--The Empire.

I would think that Vader would be pissed that he destroyed a Death Star as it is an Empire Weapon.

[UNT90]

Someone has never heard of batting practice...

[greenminer]

Someone has never heard of batting practice...

Bingo! I don't see any other Vaders hanging around and snacking on Braboli, waiting for their turn.