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Inside The Fake Lonnie Finch's Mind Brain



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I Spell Things and Do Things

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 12 March 2012 - - - - - - · 49 views

When I do things, I spell. And, when I'm spelling things, I'm doing things. How can you do anything without spelling things. Words. Are you doing math?


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Eating the Magic Jelly Bean of Love

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 06 December 2011 - * * * * * · 26 views

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? You can sell and sell and sell whatever product you sell, but that doesn't mean that people will understand it.


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The Color of Poop

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 18 October 2011 - * * * * * · 17 views

Does it really matter? Poop is poop no matter what color it is.

This whole thing is stinky. Pooper scoopers needed. Apply at front desk.



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Making Mud Out Of Pies

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 19 September 2011 - * * * * * · 10 views

Today, unlike in other years at North Texas between 2005 and 2010, we have pie.

And, to many of us, the pie is good.

But, to other people the pie isn't as good.

To those who say the pie isn't as good, I tell them, "Go watch Pitt and McNeese State, traitors!"



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Plans and Lifes

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 25 July 2011 - * * * * * · 21 views

Okay, look. I've pretty much taken on the day-to-day running of our family business. And, we are moving it from Dallas to Frisco next month. Things are crazy bonkers, so I won't have time to post or have sex with my wife for quite a while.

But, I want you to know that I still love you all, and will creep back into your lives again at some...


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Lebron Hate Me

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 13 June 2011 - - - - - - · 27 views

"All the people that were rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want...


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If You've Missed Me...

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 01 June 2011 - - - - - - · 4 views

...don't fret. My wife has missed me, too, as I've logged many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,...


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Something Is Happening

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 28 March 2011 - * * * * * · 5 views

TCU won a BCS Bowl game.

VCU is in the Final Four.

Therefore, we need to change the name of our school "Something-CU" in order to have high non-BCS conference football and basketball success - UNTCU or NTCU or NCU or BOCU (Baja Oklahoma Christian/Commonwealh University).

I took Logic at North Texas as an...


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The New Math...and Geography

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 15 March 2011 - - - - - - · 9 views

We have small children and have taught them how to properly use a toilet, eat, dress, say the alphabet, and count. The youngest is three years old and has mastered these skills - which is to say, she's smarter than the people who run some collegiate athletic conferences.

Consider the 2011 college football season. Here...


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Ventura'd

Posted by The Fake Lonnie Finch , 14 March 2011 - - - - - - · 4 views

They say that Chuck Greenberg couldn't get along with Nolan Ryan and others in the Texas Baseball Rangers' new ownership group. So, Ryan unceremoniously Ventura'd him out the door of Baseball Ownership. Are we shocked?

Greenberg is a yankee and an attorney. As if one personality type isn't bad enough, he...






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